InCel
A failure in Darwinian theory. A human, typically a male with predilections towards self isolation, misogyny, crude objectification of attractive individuals, and violent extremist outbursts and agendas in society. In Darwinian theory, most species of life on the planet Earth have the single minded goal of passing on their genetic material to the next generation. Anything from mammals and birds, to planarians and plants have the ability to reproduce. Most creatures capable of reproduction do not have higher brain functions and lack the exposure or experience to art, engineering, or mathematics and yet are capable of reproduction. Not InCels. InCels are what Charles Darwin never saw coming... literally. InCels are so vile and repulsive on the intellectual and philosophical level that they have completely blocked themselves off from most of humanity and therefore cannot reproduce, or simulate reproduction. Typically InCels are responsible for their own lot in life with some genuinely suffering from debilitating social anxiety. Nevertheless InCels are incapable of pursuing reproductive mating rituals to a satisfying end due to their own outlooks and toxic behavior, something even planarians and trees are capable of seeing as they are capable of fertilization. InCels are a Darwinian dead end. They tend to use the term simp to try to insult those that have the capability, gravitas, and access to reproduce or practice reproduction with an attraction vector.
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