huntington, IN tee

A small hicktown in the mid-west. Huntington is located South of the much larger city of Fort Wayne, and is notably a smaller "town". Many of the people living in Huntington fall into one of the following categories. Super Old and Grouchy: These people are like the old man living next door that will call the police on you for anything and everything, tell you about respect “back in his day”. Middle Aged and Miserable: These people have been stuck in Huntington their whole lives and amounted to nothing and now have to take it out on the world, because they made bad decisions in life. Young and Pregnant: These are becoming the majority of the population as the Middle Aged and Miserable had children. These Kids are generally wiggers, from mostly divorced, alcoholic and pothead parents and generally become parents on their own while they are still children. In the town of Huntington most people can be found at a few locations. Taco Bell: This is where girls can hang with their baby daddy’s while they are at work. Huntington North High School: This is the place to show off your baby’s new FUBU shirt. Cruising the “strip”: This is a Huntington tradition. It consists of people from the age of about 12 to people about 30, who are related, dating, sometimes related and dating, driving their 1995 Chevy Beretta’s and rusted out “muscle cars” around thinking they are cool because they have 13’’ Daytons. Festivals and Fairs: This is the most common place to find the typical Huntington inhabitant. You can find all of the above people at one time or another at such place. They generally end up having a fight and someone gets upset about another persons baby daddy, and it ends up in a house getting paint balled or TP’d. Huntington Girl (1) You F*cked with my baby daddy, now we gunna do a drive by in our berreta on daytons and paint ball ur house! Huntington Girl (2) Yea well he's my brother so I can F*ck with him if I want. My Grandpa will call the cops on you!

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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