huntington, IN mug

A small hicktown in the mid-west. Huntington is located South of the much larger city of Fort Wayne, and is notably a smaller "town". Many of the people living in Huntington fall into one of the following categories. Super Old and Grouchy: These people are like the old man living next door that will call the police on you for anything and everything, tell you about respect “back in his day”. Middle Aged and Miserable: These people have been stuck in Huntington their whole lives and amounted to nothing and now have to take it out on the world, because they made bad decisions in life. Young and Pregnant: These are becoming the majority of the population as the Middle Aged and Miserable had children. These Kids are generally wiggers, from mostly divorced, alcoholic and pothead parents and generally become parents on their own while they are still children. In the town of Huntington most people can be found at a few locations. Taco Bell: This is where girls can hang with their baby daddy’s while they are at work. Huntington North High School: This is the place to show off your baby’s new FUBU shirt. Cruising the “strip”: This is a Huntington tradition. It consists of people from the age of about 12 to people about 30, who are related, dating, sometimes related and dating, driving their 1995 Chevy Beretta’s and rusted out “muscle cars” around thinking they are cool because they have 13’’ Daytons. Festivals and Fairs: This is the most common place to find the typical Huntington inhabitant. You can find all of the above people at one time or another at such place. They generally end up having a fight and someone gets upset about another persons baby daddy, and it ends up in a house getting paint balled or TP’d. Huntington Girl (1) You F*cked with my baby daddy, now we gunna do a drive by in our berreta on daytons and paint ball ur house! Huntington Girl (2) Yea well he's my brother so I can F*ck with him if I want. My Grandpa will call the cops on you!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

  • Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
  • Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Word on front, definition on back
  • Approximately 3.8" tall
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

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ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

Jamie W. Sep 15
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I like it but it took a long time getting here

Bruce M. Sep 15
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Very basic mug but does the trick!

Daniel B. Sep 14
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The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not

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Review by Jada D.

The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂

Jada D. Sep 10
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”

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The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

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Review by Stephanie K.

Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real

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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

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