Hawranik Tee
A last name given to unfortunate pasty ginger children which by nature implies impotency, small genetalia (frequently absent), leprosy, mental retardation and frequent bouts of gender confusion. Many times Hawranik's will pretend to be big shots, but they fail miserably while trying. Typically parents will name their child Drew however this in no way denounces the defintion. In fact, the combination of this first and last name only magnify the aforementioned characteristics. Hawranik's typically surround themselves with the "cool" crowd in hopes of fitting in, however their lame sense of style, poor coordination, and lack of social skills have left Hawranik's at the bottom of the preverbial food chain. In the 1800's when Europeans were exploring North America, while docked at different ports, the captains often ventured to local pubs. Due to copious amounts of alcohol and so-called beer goggles, these captains mated with lowly promiscuous red headed women. It has been said that one sailor overheard another sailor saying "Haah...Ironic!", when refering to the whole ordeal. As time passed, and the promiscuous women gave birth the bastard children, villagers often refered to them as Hawranik's; hence the name.
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Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.