Harrison High School

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas. Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups: -Rich Football Players -Marching Band Kids -Overly Political Minors -Drug Dealers -Future Frat Boys -Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic -Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall -People Who Are Gay As A Trend -Lifted Truck Drivers -Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty -The Normal Minority GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!