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Halo Tee

Okay, so I'm gonna try to make a concrete definition, not in favor of haters or fanboys. So, Halo is a video game, can we all agree on that? Good, here we go... Halo:Combat Evolved (CE) So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right? Halo2 Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3) Halo3 Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch. Halo3: ODST In this game you play as an ODST Halo Reach I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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