George W. Bush
spells no better than this dumb ass. too fucking stoopid to realize kim jong il has enough conventional weapons hidden in caves and hardened bunkers less than 250nm from downtown seoul korea to wipe entire city off the face of the earth long before cheney can pull the dick out of his ass. also rails against north korea, a pathetic, backward, autocratic dictatorship who, while actually having a few weapons that might actually work has no fucking way on earth to deliver said nuclear(nuklur to you gop'ers) bombs to anywhere outside of the labs where they are assembled unless calling 1 800 UPS. uses regimes such as these to hide the fact his minions are stealing your kids future, sending your jobs overseas, taking away every civil right granted by the framers and attacking a soverign country that had a pompous dirtbag dictator yet is no worse than 10 or 20 others WE SUPPORT letting iran, the REAL sponser of state terrorism and direct supporter of al-queda (along with the scum in the house of sau'd-saudi arabia-that there earl pump to you gop'ers) while greasing every skid he can so his corporate board member clown friends (cheney-halliburton, powell-gulfstream, rumsfeld-mcd/douglas, rice-chevron, feith, hadley, carlucci, arther levitt, kennard, dick darman et al Carlyle Group/TRW/BDM Intl) can steal every drop of oil and sell it mafia markups, develop oil and gas fields once unreachable in the various *stans which once controlled by the former soviet union before their breakup. and this is just the tip of the filthy trough...... but is loved by gutless,pussy,lazy,fat(and mostly male sad to say) americans who shit themselves when those fucking religious fanatics flew the planes on 9/11, and are spineless yellow cowards down deep, instead of wanting to kick THEIR saudi arabian asses, let technology and poor jobless rednecks go to the WRONG country and kick the wrong persons ass. but stoopid people are easy to decieve.......
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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