George W. Bush
spells no better than this dumb ass. too fucking stoopid to realize kim jong il has enough conventional weapons hidden in caves and hardened bunkers less than 250nm from downtown seoul korea to wipe entire city off the face of the earth long before cheney can pull the dick out of his ass. also rails against north korea, a pathetic, backward, autocratic dictatorship who, while actually having a few weapons that might actually work has no fucking way on earth to deliver said nuclear(nuklur to you gop'ers) bombs to anywhere outside of the labs where they are assembled unless calling 1 800 UPS. uses regimes such as these to hide the fact his minions are stealing your kids future, sending your jobs overseas, taking away every civil right granted by the framers and attacking a soverign country that had a pompous dirtbag dictator yet is no worse than 10 or 20 others WE SUPPORT letting iran, the REAL sponser of state terrorism and direct supporter of al-queda (along with the scum in the house of sau'd-saudi arabia-that there earl pump to you gop'ers) while greasing every skid he can so his corporate board member clown friends (cheney-halliburton, powell-gulfstream, rumsfeld-mcd/douglas, rice-chevron, feith, hadley, carlucci, arther levitt, kennard, dick darman et al Carlyle Group/TRW/BDM Intl) can steal every drop of oil and sell it mafia markups, develop oil and gas fields once unreachable in the various *stans which once controlled by the former soviet union before their breakup. and this is just the tip of the filthy trough...... but is loved by gutless,pussy,lazy,fat(and mostly male sad to say) americans who shit themselves when those fucking religious fanatics flew the planes on 9/11, and are spineless yellow cowards down deep, instead of wanting to kick THEIR saudi arabian asses, let technology and poor jobless rednecks go to the WRONG country and kick the wrong persons ass. but stoopid people are easy to decieve.......
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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