ex-slut

1. An urban mythological creature that exists in fairy tales. 2. A woman who thinks it was OK to have lots of sex with different partners, then wonders why she cant find her perfect prince charming to settle down with when she is 'finished' with slutting herself around. An 'Ex-sluts' Relationship usually fail because when the current boyfriend finds out about previous sluttish behaviour, he disproves and is told he is jealous, if she wants to be friends with 500 ex's on Facebook he is jealous, yet if he speaks to his ex wifes mother once on Christmas then gets something thrown at his head. Boyfriend usually gets tired of seeing other guys whispering and fist bumping when they see his girlfriend- moves onto a cleaner specimen. Eventually ex sluts end up alone with 20 cats as company whilst offering themselves on-line as a 'BBW' who will fuck anything tonight. Common expressions that can identify an ex slut- 'I'm not like that anymore' 'Yes I cheated on him but I would not cheat on you' 'The way I love you is different to the way I loved him' 'If we split up it would take me ages to find another guy' 'I was only like that because I wanted to be liked' 'I was drunk/high at the time' Ex sluts between relationships can usually be found in the bar or on an internet dating site, immediately hooking up with the first thing that offers a penis, fuelling the theory that in fact, there is actually NO SUCH THING as an ex-slut. Usually found hanging round with her BSF.