EW POO WATER
(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionaryâs 1500 character limit was there so..) When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal. You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor. âWaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdESâ a small voice peeps. You donât care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL. Barry says something but youâre not listening. Youâre focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee. âIVE GOT ISSUESâ YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER. âAKDJRKSIWJDJFORâ says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well! âWell, well, well,â you joke, âroyal flush!â âYouâre bluffingâ says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die. âAm I?â You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out? âSurfs up dudeâ he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water. Water. From. The. Toilet. No. This canât be happening. It canât be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth. There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question. âEW POO WATER!â
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |