England
A country that gave the world the following things: Generator of electricity- Michael Faraday. Electrical transformer- Michael Faraday. Electric motor- Michael Faraday. Jet engine- Sir Frank Whittle. Internal combustion engine- Samuel Brown. World Wide Web- Tim Berners-Lee. Computer- Charles Babbage. First self-powered aeroplane (I think)- John Stringfellow. Flush toilet- Thomas Crapper. Digital audio player (MP3 player)- Kane Kramer. Tank- English military. Lawn mower- Edwin Beard Budding. Great Western Railway- Isambard Kingdom Brunel. The locomotive- Richard Trevithick Vaccination- Edward Jenner. Antiseptic surgery- Joseph Lister. Incandescent light bulb- Joseph Wilson Swann. Steam engine- Thomas Savery, Thomas Newcomen and James Watt (except that James Watt was Scottish, not English). Clockwork radio- Trevor Bayliss. Daylight saving time- William Willet. Fire extinguisher- Ambrose Godfrey. D.N.A. fingerprinting- Sir Alec Jeffreys. The defeat of the Germans in WWII- Winston Churchill. Electric battery- John Frederick Daniell. Electromagnet- William Sturgeon. Hovercraft- Christopher Cockerell. Maglev rail system- Eric Laithwaite. Computer tornography (CT scanner)- Godfrey Newbold Hounsfield. First programmer- Ada Lovelace. Typewriter- Henry Mill. Modern steam turbine- Sir Charles A. Parsons. Shakespeare's plays- William Shakespeare Newton's laws of motion- Sir Isaac Newton. Gas turbine- John Barber. Modern atomic theory- John Dalton. Chromatography- Richard Lawrence Millington Synge. Seismograph- John Milne. Splitting the atom - John Cockcroft and Irish physicist Ernest Walton. Aeronautics and flight- George Cayley. Discovery of the proton- Ernest Rutherford Discovery of the electron- J. J. Thomson Discovery of the neutron- James Chadwick. Lifeboat- Lionel Lukin. Following sports originated from England: Modern football, rugby, cricket, tennis, badminton and rounders. The police force- Robert Peel. Carbonated soft drink- Joseph Priestley. Friction match- John Walker. Spinning Jenny- James Hargreaves. Collodion process- Frederick Scott Archer. Stereoscope- Charles Wheatstone. Linear motor- Charles Wheatstone and Eric Laithwaite. Cavity magnetron- Harry Boot. Cinematography- William Friese-Greene. Thermosiphon (forms the basis for modern central heating systems)- Thomas Fowler. Parkesine, the first man-made plastic- Alexander Parkes. Other British achievements: Abolished slavery- (William Wilberforce) Women's Rights to vote- Emmeline Pankhurst. Foundation of the U.S.A. The English language. The Industrial Revolution (a major turning point in history that shaped the modern world). The largest empire ever. (Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me). Church of England. English law (forms the basis for legal systems used in Commonwealth nations and the U.S.A.). Apple pie (also invented in England).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |