Dumb Ways to Die
A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way. Numpty sets his hair on fire Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear Pillock took expired medicine Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death Dimwit did his own electrical work Stupe taught himself how to fly Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick Clod the psycho killer was invited inside Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride Numskull took off her helmet in outer space Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet Calamity ate a tube of superglue Ninny pressed a red button Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" | 
| S | 28" | 18" | 
| M | 29" | 20" | 
| L | 30" | 22" | 
| XL | 31" | 24" | 
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 
| Size | Length | Width | 
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm | 
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm | 
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm | 
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm | 
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm | 
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm | 
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |