Dumb Ways to Die Tee
A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way. Numpty sets his hair on fire Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear Pillock took expired medicine Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death Dimwit did his own electrical work Stupe taught himself how to fly Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick Clod the psycho killer was invited inside Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride Numskull took off her helmet in outer space Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet Calamity ate a tube of superglue Ninny pressed a red button Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.