Dumb lit Tee
when with an absolute squad, one, or the group as a whole, is considered to be “dumb lit” under any of the following conditions: 1. When you are so sauced dumb lit cannot be pronounced coherently 2. A state in which you feel comfortable with even your shittiest dance moves 3. The state you are in when you consume so much blue UV vodka that there are no words to describe you besides dumb lit 4. The state of mind in which you would consider getting with a relatively ugly girl/guy but your bois/ladies convince you otherwise (*when “stupid lit,” one does it anyways*) 5. When you may be sober, but do something you’d otherwise only do intoxicated, but you’re high on life so you do it anyway 6. When ur so sauced someone says what are the odds and you say 1 out of 2 7. The alcohol equivalent of unbuttoning your pants after a heavy but delicious thanksgiving dinner 8. When you showed up to the party in a button down tucked in...but leave with it untucked and with just one too many buttons undone 9. Alcohol intoxication so potent that you wake up the next morning having ordered bright green crocs on amazon prime and a military grade laser 10. When you are so wasted that the use of this word makes sense *can apply to people AND places side note: the moment a “dumb lit” victim yaks, he/she immediately becomes “stupid lit”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious