Duke Rider
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER) Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot. 1. Self-anointed 2. Unrepentant 3. All show...no go 4. Fiendishly arrogant Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club. The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management. Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles. Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall. Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing. Never saw combat, but talks the talk. Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.” Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors. Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.' Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself. Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems. Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him. Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |