douchey bro guy

A person who: - is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both. - calls everyone bro or bra - wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap. - is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white - listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler. - gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard. - isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist. - is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity. - is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper. - appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money. - wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls. - drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going. - plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds. - not a geek or nerd but might have a skill - is emotionally careless and completely unreliable. - might have a pet but someone else takes care of it. - does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends - eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of. - does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape. - has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.