Don’t spread on me. Tee
Don’t Spread on Me A late-night derivative of the historic slogan “Don’t Tread on Me.” The original meant: Don’t step on my freedom. Don’t Spread on Me means: Don’t smear your nonsense all over my life. Three accepted meanings: 1. The Condiment Doctrine 🥜 Your peanut butter is not a public utility. There’s always that guy who brings nothing to the party but suddenly appears with a cracker like a raccoon with Wi-Fi. That’s when you pull the jar back and say: “Easy there, pal… don’t spread on me.” 2. The Burrito Emergency Protocol 🚽 After eating something called the Atomic Volcano Bacon Burrito, you’re in a bathroom stall negotiating with your stomach like a hostage situation: “Alright body… let’s keep this contained… don’t spread on me.” 3. The Anti-Mansplaining Clause 🧠 You say, “I like astronomy,” and suddenly a guy gives a 20-minute lecture on Jupiter like he’s running the planetarium. That’s when you cut him off: “Hey professor… don’t spread on me.” In short: If “Don’t Tread on Me” protected liberty… “Don’t Spread on Me” protects your snacks, your sanity, and your bathroom dignity. 🐍🍞
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Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.