DIMITRI
Who you might ask, is Dimitri ??? Well let me tell u With his God-like stature,& eyes you could get lost in 4 days(because believe me I have)He is without a doubt, the perfect gentleman.He may have high standards, those of which he will not be shy to define..But if he knows where your loyalties lie..u never know he might let that slide.He might as well be a God.(Rumor has it that he is Greek,what coincidence)Cause everyone worships the ground he walks upon..As soon as he enters a room,instantaneously, the energy changes, and&you will feel drawn towards him..(or be staring at him with your mouth wide open)But gaining his attention is not that easy.. 4 those elite few who have,trust me, we earned it.But never get on his bad side. Just like any God on Mount Olympus, he doesn't get mad often, but when he does, LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE!! & really all he'd have 2 do is just blink an eye..& he would say.."Hey everyone, tell this mortal 2 kiss his ass Goodbye"..(lol)Never tell him a lie..& as long as u r always on his side, &u r without a doubt his ride or die..u will vow 2 honor & defend him without a second thought in your mind..Then perhaps u will be privileged enough 2 c his hidden side, the Honest, Caring, Sweet, Kind-Hearted, Extremely Intelligent, A Little Wierd..(but aren't we all, I think he likes that) Loving, & Compassionate Man.So Ladies & guys that think that they r Gentlemen..(u know who u r. anyone who's not Dimitri,lol)Thats who I believe Dimitri is...
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |