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Darth Vader Tee

Darth Vader was once Anakin Skyalker, son of Shmi Skywalker, from the planet Tatooine which is excluded from the Empire and is located in the Outer Rim. Qui Gon Jinn's ship had broken and he needed to find parts for cheap. Meeting Anakin in a repair shop as a slave at the age of nine. Qui Gon Jinn had felt the force with him, as he was much smarter and his reflexes were incredibly fast, and the only human who could Pod Race...Anakin had more midi-chlorians than Yoda, which amazed the Jedi Council...Qui Gonn had taken Anakin to the council and they denied him to be trained, due to attatchment to his mother. Qui Gonn had died in battle to Darth Maul, apprentice of Darth Sidious(a.k.a. Emporer Palpatine) and Qui Gonn's last request was for Obi-Wan to train Anakin in the ways of the Jedi. Once again, the council had denied Anakin to be trained, but Obi-Wan did as his master had asked. Anakin had gone through 12 years of training and eventually was turned to the Dark Side of the force, because of his loved one Padme Amidala who was once the Queen of the empire, now the Senator. But before those events, Anakin had visions and nightmares of his mother dying...he couldn't resist these images and went to Tatooine to see her, he eventually finds out she was kidnapped by Tusken Raiders and he was upset and slaughtered an entire camp of them. His mother died later on. He also had images of Padme dying in childbirth, thinking he couldn't lose any more of his loved ones, he searched for power to save her...yet again Darth Sidious had seduced him completely to the dark side when Darth Sidious had executed Mace Windu...giving Anakin the new name of Darth Vader...later Order 66 was given to all clones, the clones turned against the jedi and abandoned there orders to kill all jedi and armies....Anakin was also upset because he had gotten on the council, but not appointed the rank of master. Later Anakin fought Obi-Wan on the firey world of Mustafar...Obi-Wan had defeated Anakin and Anakin was severely burned after Obi-Wan had chopped off most of Anakins limbs, a new dark, scary suit was made for Darth Vader, and Vader undergoed the training of Darth Sidious...later his son Luke Skywalker had found out Darth Vader was his father, and Luke, the last Jedi had fought Vader and cut off his right hand, and Darth Sidious was electricuting Luke, not bearing the sight of his only son being tortured..Darth Vader with the little strength he had left threw him down the shaft...Darth Vader was now Anakin Skywalker again after 25 years..turning to the lightside of the force he had turned into a jedi spirit ghost and was re-united with Yoda and Obi-wan. A celebration at the end on the planet of Endor was taken place

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

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