Darth Vader Mug
Darth Vader was once Anakin Skyalker, son of Shmi Skywalker, from the planet Tatooine which is excluded from the Empire and is located in the Outer Rim. Qui Gon Jinn's ship had broken and he needed to find parts for cheap. Meeting Anakin in a repair shop as a slave at the age of nine. Qui Gon Jinn had felt the force with him, as he was much smarter and his reflexes were incredibly fast, and the only human who could Pod Race...Anakin had more midi-chlorians than Yoda, which amazed the Jedi Council...Qui Gonn had taken Anakin to the council and they denied him to be trained, due to attatchment to his mother. Qui Gonn had died in battle to Darth Maul, apprentice of Darth Sidious(a.k.a. Emporer Palpatine) and Qui Gonn's last request was for Obi-Wan to train Anakin in the ways of the Jedi. Once again, the council had denied Anakin to be trained, but Obi-Wan did as his master had asked. Anakin had gone through 12 years of training and eventually was turned to the Dark Side of the force, because of his loved one Padme Amidala who was once the Queen of the empire, now the Senator. But before those events, Anakin had visions and nightmares of his mother dying...he couldn't resist these images and went to Tatooine to see her, he eventually finds out she was kidnapped by Tusken Raiders and he was upset and slaughtered an entire camp of them. His mother died later on. He also had images of Padme dying in childbirth, thinking he couldn't lose any more of his loved ones, he searched for power to save her...yet again Darth Sidious had seduced him completely to the dark side when Darth Sidious had executed Mace Windu...giving Anakin the new name of Darth Vader...later Order 66 was given to all clones, the clones turned against the jedi and abandoned there orders to kill all jedi and armies....Anakin was also upset because he had gotten on the council, but not appointed the rank of master. Later Anakin fought Obi-Wan on the firey world of Mustafar...Obi-Wan had defeated Anakin and Anakin was severely burned after Obi-Wan had chopped off most of Anakins limbs, a new dark, scary suit was made for Darth Vader, and Vader undergoed the training of Darth Sidious...later his son Luke Skywalker had found out Darth Vader was his father, and Luke, the last Jedi had fought Vader and cut off his right hand, and Darth Sidious was electricuting Luke, not bearing the sight of his only son being tortured..Darth Vader with the little strength he had left threw him down the shaft...Darth Vader was now Anakin Skywalker again after 25 years..turning to the lightside of the force he had turned into a jedi spirit ghost and was re-united with Yoda and Obi-wan. A celebration at the end on the planet of Endor was taken place
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Customer Reviews
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.