Cooterfly Tee
Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles. Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory pectoral and leg muscles) Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel said flow). After about 16 seconds, participants begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, carefree and alive. During this split second of freedom, both parties either think about how rich they'll become when the movie they're in becomes one of the highest earning blockbuster movies of all time...eventually, Jack will freeze to death in the Atlantic Ocean or one of the cooterfliers will fall onto the hard floor of their Mom's basement. P.S-everyone, no matter what your race, creed or religion can "cooterfly" P.P.S- but if you were there in the OBX, of 2006, only you will really understand
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍