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Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing. God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!" Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱 God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁 Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?" God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms." Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..." God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!" Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!" God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff." Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?" God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick." Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?" God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..." Lucifer ".......... Say that again..." God "They eat each other...." Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?" God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"

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