Cages
Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing. God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!" Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱 God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁 Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?" God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms." Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..." God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!" Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!" God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff." Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?" God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick." Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?" God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..." Lucifer ".......... Say that again..." God "They eat each other...." Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?" God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |