BURY THE CUM
my wifes temptation takes over my mind thrust it in feeling weak in my dick summon the erection of cuum I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN BUT I RUN AWAY FROM CHILD SUPPORT NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE they inherited my genes surrounded by my children cant run away keep breaking the law abusing the child led astray through the lands i runn away the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth oh no he knows i ammm his father he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING REJECTINNNNNNNG MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN LIFE IN ISOLATION I HAVE BEEN CURSED CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DESCENDING MISERY AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND FEARS PULLING ME FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse constellations of my children dancing to my death, because theyre bastards dreams of my wife have dissapeared she no longer exists, because shes deaaad the child chases all masses pulling strings, finding me as i run you want my money? then come try and take it
The Urban Dictionary Tee
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |