BURY THE CUM
my wifes temptation takes over my mind thrust it in feeling weak in my dick summon the erection of cuum I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN BUT I RUN AWAY FROM CHILD SUPPORT NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE they inherited my genes surrounded by my children cant run away keep breaking the law abusing the child led astray through the lands i runn away the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth oh no he knows i ammm his father he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING REJECTINNNNNNNG MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN LIFE IN ISOLATION I HAVE BEEN CURSED CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DESCENDING MISERY AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND FEARS PULLING ME FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse constellations of my children dancing to my death, because theyre bastards dreams of my wife have dissapeared she no longer exists, because shes deaaad the child chases all masses pulling strings, finding me as i run you want my money? then come try and take it
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |