book girl tee

A book girl is a very smart girl, sometimes attractive. They usually score higher than average grades in school, and are in constant competition with others to be number one. They have no life goals except to be on the Deans list, get an A in every class, and work at top tier companies. Most are crazy, in that an “A-“is something to cry and bitch over, because it’s “failing”. The average book girl doesn't have many friends, nor do they socialize well with others. They read for hours a day, without admitting it, and are usually thought of as someone stupid by other classmates because they are not extraverts. Usually book girls aren’t identified on the spot but rather when someone exclaims how the “girl over there, got the only A on the exam” etc. Most book girls wonder why they can't or don't find many men suitable for them. This is because of their high emphasis on school and grades and therefore a lack of outside hobbies. Most attractive men give a book girl the cold shoulder due to their zero interest in having a social life beyond school. Most of these girls are hated by average men as well, due to the fact that they lie about school and social activities (supposed cool stuff) they claim to be doing outside of school/work a lot, which is not true. Most book girls attempt to be cool and claim they don't study nor do they ever say how they do in school. However, they almost usually get A's and the way to know this is when they claim they did badly yet they "smile". They are hated much by all people because of their "lies" about being average like others when they are not and how they find it funny to laugh at the others whom are misfortunate when it comes to grades. The average book girl will never get married (and remains a virgin for a long time) or doesn't get married at all, if so well until their late 30's to mid 40's. This is because of there stuck up attitude, they are not found very attractive (even if they look good), and need things to always be perfect, hence trying to find the perfect man, which in reality doesn't exist. The way to know when men are referring to a book girl is when discussing among themselves about the girls they meet, and ask if the girl is “normal”. If the girl isn't considered “normal” then they are a book girl, and are not hit on no further. If they are considered “cool” then they are down to earth and not a book girl.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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