book girl mug

A book girl is a very smart girl, sometimes attractive. They usually score higher than average grades in school, and are in constant competition with others to be number one. They have no life goals except to be on the Deans list, get an A in every class, and work at top tier companies. Most are crazy, in that an “A-“is something to cry and bitch over, because it’s “failing”. The average book girl doesn't have many friends, nor do they socialize well with others. They read for hours a day, without admitting it, and are usually thought of as someone stupid by other classmates because they are not extraverts. Usually book girls aren’t identified on the spot but rather when someone exclaims how the “girl over there, got the only A on the exam” etc. Most book girls wonder why they can't or don't find many men suitable for them. This is because of their high emphasis on school and grades and therefore a lack of outside hobbies. Most attractive men give a book girl the cold shoulder due to their zero interest in having a social life beyond school. Most of these girls are hated by average men as well, due to the fact that they lie about school and social activities (supposed cool stuff) they claim to be doing outside of school/work a lot, which is not true. Most book girls attempt to be cool and claim they don't study nor do they ever say how they do in school. However, they almost usually get A's and the way to know this is when they claim they did badly yet they "smile". They are hated much by all people because of their "lies" about being average like others when they are not and how they find it funny to laugh at the others whom are misfortunate when it comes to grades. The average book girl will never get married (and remains a virgin for a long time) or doesn't get married at all, if so well until their late 30's to mid 40's. This is because of there stuck up attitude, they are not found very attractive (even if they look good), and need things to always be perfect, hence trying to find the perfect man, which in reality doesn't exist. The way to know when men are referring to a book girl is when discussing among themselves about the girls they meet, and ask if the girl is “normal”. If the girl isn't considered “normal” then they are a book girl, and are not hit on no further. If they are considered “cool” then they are down to earth and not a book girl.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

  • Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
  • Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Word on front, definition on back
  • Approximately 3.8" tall
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD

desfhueshd e. Sep 21

A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

Jackoof Sep 18

ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

Jamie W. Sep 15
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I like it but it took a long time getting here

Bruce M. Sep 15
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Very basic mug but does the trick!

Daniel B. Sep 14
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The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not

Melissa L. Sep 13
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muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one

numpty muffin Sep 12

Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.

buyin'dumbmugs Sep 10
Review by Jada D.

The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂

Jada D. Sep 10
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”

Richard B. Sep 10
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The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

Kimberly S. Sep 10
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Review by Stephanie K.

Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real

Stephanie K. Sep 9
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

LmN Sep 8
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