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Referring to bisexuality, one of the most common sexual behaviour for women AND men alike, one of the most controversial as well, especially for men. Women tend to be more honest about it, men fear to admit it cuz they're very scared to turn gay. Bisexuality does NOT apply to: - straight girls so lame the have to make out with other girls to get attention from men cuz they INDEED have nothing else to offer - sex maniacs who just don't care who they fuck as long as they can fill a hole / nymphos who don't give a shit who they fuck as long as it can be frequent and with a lotta different persons - gay men who can't accept neither acknowledge their condition yet for some reason - weak women who'd do almost anything to keep their husband/companion/boyfriend with them and thus accept to offer a girl-on-girl sex show to them - orgy freaks and swingers though some of them are bi Bisexual defines: - someone of any gender who's attracted sexually and/or emotionally to both genders alike sometimes with a preference, sometimes not (1) Bisexuals often meet the rejection from society, except women who are often considered hotter and more interesting by men when they're bi. However, males only accept it for their wives/girlfriends as long as they can either watch or take an active part in the threesome. Bi females are often fiercely hated and dispised by Lesbians, due to their at times deceptive behaviour in matters of love interests with them (2). Gay men often befriend them and show a more comphensive attitude with Bi gals. Bisexual women often appreciate the sensuality of females who are known for eating pussy way better than men and knowing just where to put their hands/mouth/tongue to make a woman come. They also enjoy talking to someone who understands their ways and who's happy to have a typical "gal talk". On the other hand, they like the protective demeanour of men (most of all if they desire a child), the way they make them feel complete and also (and of course!) their HUGE dicks. Bisexual men are quite simply the male counterpart. But they will rather keep mum about their actual sex identity, just letting the close friends know and, of course, the guy they make out with. Unlike bi women with males, Bi males encounter much hate from women if they ever happen to know about their lifestyle and consider this "unmanly", even if themselves are bi (hypocrisy at its finest!)(3). Gay men may have sex interest in bi men but would rather not engage a sentimental relationship with them. Lesbians tend to ignore them. Bi men are often fond of anal sex in all its forms (salad-tossing, butt-humping...) and are most times the giving partner. With their broadened sex knowledge, they are often known to be incredibly good in bed with women and men alike (4). More sensuous, less self-conscious, women often find their treat with them, while men would also explore some new territory. Often accept to have their anal spot stimulated, knowing this spot provides incredibly strong orgasm. Also acknowledge men suck dick better than women, just as women eat pussy better than men. Just logical!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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