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Referring to bisexuality, one of the most common sexual behaviour for women AND men alike, one of the most controversial as well, especially for men. Women tend to be more honest about it, men fear to admit it cuz they're very scared to turn gay. Bisexuality does NOT apply to: - straight girls so lame the have to make out with other girls to get attention from men cuz they INDEED have nothing else to offer - sex maniacs who just don't care who they fuck as long as they can fill a hole / nymphos who don't give a shit who they fuck as long as it can be frequent and with a lotta different persons - gay men who can't accept neither acknowledge their condition yet for some reason - weak women who'd do almost anything to keep their husband/companion/boyfriend with them and thus accept to offer a girl-on-girl sex show to them - orgy freaks and swingers though some of them are bi Bisexual defines: - someone of any gender who's attracted sexually and/or emotionally to both genders alike sometimes with a preference, sometimes not (1) Bisexuals often meet the rejection from society, except women who are often considered hotter and more interesting by men when they're bi. However, males only accept it for their wives/girlfriends as long as they can either watch or take an active part in the threesome. Bi females are often fiercely hated and dispised by Lesbians, due to their at times deceptive behaviour in matters of love interests with them (2). Gay men often befriend them and show a more comphensive attitude with Bi gals. Bisexual women often appreciate the sensuality of females who are known for eating pussy way better than men and knowing just where to put their hands/mouth/tongue to make a woman come. They also enjoy talking to someone who understands their ways and who's happy to have a typical "gal talk". On the other hand, they like the protective demeanour of men (most of all if they desire a child), the way they make them feel complete and also (and of course!) their HUGE dicks. Bisexual men are quite simply the male counterpart. But they will rather keep mum about their actual sex identity, just letting the close friends know and, of course, the guy they make out with. Unlike bi women with males, Bi males encounter much hate from women if they ever happen to know about their lifestyle and consider this "unmanly", even if themselves are bi (hypocrisy at its finest!)(3). Gay men may have sex interest in bi men but would rather not engage a sentimental relationship with them. Lesbians tend to ignore them. Bi men are often fond of anal sex in all its forms (salad-tossing, butt-humping...) and are most times the giving partner. With their broadened sex knowledge, they are often known to be incredibly good in bed with women and men alike (4). More sensuous, less self-conscious, women often find their treat with them, while men would also explore some new territory. Often accept to have their anal spot stimulated, knowing this spot provides incredibly strong orgasm. Also acknowledge men suck dick better than women, just as women eat pussy better than men. Just logical!

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

LolSep 14

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KakkakajsAug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e.Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j.Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C.Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

WhyMay 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

GillianApr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h.Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C.Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N.Feb 2
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