beta male brainwashing Tee
n. Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status. α β Dogma 1. αbove, βelow Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection 2. αhead, βehind In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits 4. α stud, β dud If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser 5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent - α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination - β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus 6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill - α gives nothing & gets pleased - β gives everything & gets teased 7. α sticks it, β licks it - α goal to get his dick wet - β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex 8. α breeds, β feeds In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha. 9. α pokes, β strokes Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate 10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked - women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β - α receives oral, β watches or gives It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means