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n. Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status. α β Dogma 1. αbove, βelow Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection 2. αhead, βehind In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits 4. α stud, β dud If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser 5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent - α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination - β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus 6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill - α gives nothing & gets pleased - β gives everything & gets teased 7. α sticks it, β licks it - α goal to get his dick wet - β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex 8. α breeds, β feeds In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha. 9. α pokes, β strokes Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate 10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked - women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β - α receives oral, β watches or gives It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks

Mario A. Jul 17
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Review by Andrew L.

This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.

Andrew L. Jul 15
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I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!

Colleen K. Jul 15
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exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny

william b. Jul 14
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Used it for a family inside joke, very funny

Victor P. Jul 14
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Great mug! Customizing was great!

Customer Jul 14
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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jul 13

Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.

Brittany O. Jul 11
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V. Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W. Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N. Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B. Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z. Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -. Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K. Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B. Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A. Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
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