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Avslut Tee

Stands for "average slut". A band of girls who usually thrive fitting in (pretty much the opposite of Goth), and in doing so, try to act different but end up all the same. Generally in this day and age, attempt to act different by: -Having a MySpace page with the same angled, black and white picture with black\blonde\brown hair taken on a angle so you can't see where their face begins -Wears little kid stuff, like Dorothy the DInosaur, Dora the Explorer, listens to The Wiggles, and when you ask her about it she claims "its cool" or "cute" and trails off smelling of 10 kilograms of makeup and\or perfume -Hangs out with girls that look like they were made on a factory line with only 3 models to choose from -Generally with puffy hairstyles, although often with hair tied back -If you call them "slut" they get one of their little boyfriends (or as they call, their "true loves", yet they have around 10-15 of them doing their bidding) -Regardless of the fact of how many boyfriends or girlfriends the girl may have or if they are lesbian\bi, they hug their girlfriends 50x more then any guy in the entire world, and if you ask them why, they call you a "fag" and say "we are friends" and then have a arguement and hit each other the following week -Try to be fashionable by all wearing the same clothes -Do something wrong in class 100x to everyones expense and when they get in trouble they refuse to believe "they did anything" and swear -Hate anyone for being different (espicially Goths and emos, regardless of the fact most goths and emos don't give a f*ck in hell if they called them gay for the rest of their life, because emos and goths don't really care.) -Have bags (not handbags) that are WAY too small for them. I mean ridiculously... can't even fit slutty makeup in it. -Ends every sentence with "iloveu xoxoxoxxo" and is usually a signature in emails -EVERY SINGLE F*CKING myspace comment or whatever AND name is xox or whatever -sends emails to other obnoxious slutty friends regardless of the fact they type slow and they are sitting next to each other -Listens to REALLY annoying pop\punk\rap music to act "cool" when really hates it and claims she is "gansta".

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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