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Avslut Hoodie

Stands for "average slut". A band of girls who usually thrive fitting in (pretty much the opposite of Goth), and in doing so, try to act different but end up all the same. Generally in this day and age, attempt to act different by: -Having a MySpace page with the same angled, black and white picture with black\blonde\brown hair taken on a angle so you can't see where their face begins -Wears little kid stuff, like Dorothy the DInosaur, Dora the Explorer, listens to The Wiggles, and when you ask her about it she claims "its cool" or "cute" and trails off smelling of 10 kilograms of makeup and\or perfume -Hangs out with girls that look like they were made on a factory line with only 3 models to choose from -Generally with puffy hairstyles, although often with hair tied back -If you call them "slut" they get one of their little boyfriends (or as they call, their "true loves", yet they have around 10-15 of them doing their bidding) -Regardless of the fact of how many boyfriends or girlfriends the girl may have or if they are lesbian\bi, they hug their girlfriends 50x more then any guy in the entire world, and if you ask them why, they call you a "fag" and say "we are friends" and then have a arguement and hit each other the following week -Try to be fashionable by all wearing the same clothes -Do something wrong in class 100x to everyones expense and when they get in trouble they refuse to believe "they did anything" and swear -Hate anyone for being different (espicially Goths and emos, regardless of the fact most goths and emos don't give a f*ck in hell if they called them gay for the rest of their life, because emos and goths don't really care.) -Have bags (not handbags) that are WAY too small for them. I mean ridiculously... can't even fit slutty makeup in it. -Ends every sentence with "iloveu xoxoxoxxo" and is usually a signature in emails -EVERY SINGLE F*CKING myspace comment or whatever AND name is xox or whatever -sends emails to other obnoxious slutty friends regardless of the fact they type slow and they are sitting next to each other -Listens to REALLY annoying pop\punk\rap music to act "cool" when really hates it and claims she is "gansta".

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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