ashbrook Tee
A high school located in Gastonia, NC (right out of Charlotte, NC) on New Hope Road next to the Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins and the infamous Handy Pantry on the corner. The biggest high school in the county and also the most academically inclined school (offering more AP courses then almost all the other high schools combined). They offer the intense AP and college-level courses where some students overload themselves with AP courses in order to get a higher GPA and graduate as valedictorian while completely avoiding difficult classes such as AP BIOLOGY and opting to take AP PSYCH (aka AP SLEEPING) and other independent study classes because they are "exceeding the curriculum" where in reality they only study and have no life whatsoever. Should someone really be punished because their "A" is giving them an honors credit instead of an AP credit? The school hosts the infamous greenwave mascot which is literally a wave thats green. Ashbrook excels in all sports and usually wins the conference tournament or is the runner up. In 2002 Ashbrook won both the Football State Championship along with the State Baseball Championship. The cross town rival is Hunter Huss High School which pretty much sucks at every sport imaginable. However, when the last game of the regular season rolls around (Ashbrook vs. Huss) the competition evens out as the two schools "Battle for the Bell" which is literally a game to decide who gets to keep the massive bell for the next year. Its been pretty even competition in the past and this game still brings in massive crowds year after year. Other rivals include the spastic South Point warriors who host a whole bunch of females who look like males, along with Forestview jaguars who are infamous for popping their collars and vandalizing the property of other schools and nobody will ever forget when Ashbrook students rushed the field in one of forestview's home games with a braveheart theme. Other rivals include North Gaston which sucks at every sport imaginable and has ride your tractor to school day. . . the rest of the schools aren't important. All that matters in gastonia is if your blood runs green or not. Senior girls still continue the long tradition of PAinter's Club where they wear overalls while the Senior boys do push-ups for each touchdown we score (CHest Club). Whos your daddy?? ASHBROOK! ASHBROOK!
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex