ashbrook Mug
A high school located in Gastonia, NC (right out of Charlotte, NC) on New Hope Road next to the Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins and the infamous Handy Pantry on the corner. The biggest high school in the county and also the most academically inclined school (offering more AP courses then almost all the other high schools combined). They offer the intense AP and college-level courses where some students overload themselves with AP courses in order to get a higher GPA and graduate as valedictorian while completely avoiding difficult classes such as AP BIOLOGY and opting to take AP PSYCH (aka AP SLEEPING) and other independent study classes because they are "exceeding the curriculum" where in reality they only study and have no life whatsoever. Should someone really be punished because their "A" is giving them an honors credit instead of an AP credit? The school hosts the infamous greenwave mascot which is literally a wave thats green. Ashbrook excels in all sports and usually wins the conference tournament or is the runner up. In 2002 Ashbrook won both the Football State Championship along with the State Baseball Championship. The cross town rival is Hunter Huss High School which pretty much sucks at every sport imaginable. However, when the last game of the regular season rolls around (Ashbrook vs. Huss) the competition evens out as the two schools "Battle for the Bell" which is literally a game to decide who gets to keep the massive bell for the next year. Its been pretty even competition in the past and this game still brings in massive crowds year after year. Other rivals include the spastic South Point warriors who host a whole bunch of females who look like males, along with Forestview jaguars who are infamous for popping their collars and vandalizing the property of other schools and nobody will ever forget when Ashbrook students rushed the field in one of forestview's home games with a braveheart theme. Other rivals include North Gaston which sucks at every sport imaginable and has ride your tractor to school day. . . the rest of the schools aren't important. All that matters in gastonia is if your blood runs green or not. Senior girls still continue the long tradition of PAinter's Club where they wear overalls while the Senior boys do push-ups for each touchdown we score (CHest Club). Whos your daddy?? ASHBROOK! ASHBROOK!
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Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.