Anal Kiss Tee
A butthole kiss is a revenge device that has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female , a cross dresses, or just really gay The person who came up with the idea of the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy. How to preform a butthole kiss You will need: -Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very off shade of lipstick. - Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special. - Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it. Steps 1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole. 2 Press Anus firmly on paper. 3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS! 4 send letter The enemy will think that the "lipmarks" we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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