Anal Kiss Mug
A butthole kiss is a revenge device that has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female , a cross dresses, or just really gay The person who came up with the idea of the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy. How to preform a butthole kiss You will need: -Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very off shade of lipstick. - Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special. - Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it. Steps 1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole. 2 Press Anus firmly on paper. 3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS! 4 send letter The enemy will think that the "lipmarks" we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect