Anal Kiss
A butthole kiss is a revenge device that has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female , a cross dresses, or just really gay The person who came up with the idea of the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy. How to preform a butthole kiss You will need: -Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very off shade of lipstick. - Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special. - Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it. Steps 1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole. 2 Press Anus firmly on paper. 3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS! 4 send letter The enemy will think that the "lipmarks" we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
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Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
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