AEDS Tee
Acute Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome, induced by the use of the highly addictive stress-reducing drug nicotine, and the high-blood pressure promoting though, sleep deprivating drug caffein. Simultaneous use in the morning accelerates the proces of waking up, and the vasodilating mechanism of nicotine and the vasoconstricting mechanism of cafein counteract each other. The net result of the simultaneous use is the fact that waking up is mediated. However, despite the serious carcinogenic and mutagenic effects of nicotine, there is a more serious, immediate side-effect seen of this performance society induced self-treatment, eg AEDS. AEDS is the effect one experiences after just one or 2 doses caffein and not more than 5 doses of nicotine. The result is an explosive diarrhea accompanied by severe stomach-cramps and possibly bleeding of the anus and rupture of the intestinal lamina as well as dehydration and light-headedness. Leading to hemarroids, internal bleeding, and possibly death due to severe immune-responses. It can even be said, without caution using these drugs, AEDS is the chemical equivalent of cholera. Hence, the author of this article advises caution when using this treatment during the first hours of the day.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.