Urban Dictionary Tees

joybait: excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

fudanshi: Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

country mile: When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

Regular Degular: Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

feeder: Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

give a hoot don't pollute: the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

grandnibling: Sibling's grandchild.

Young Ho: People in their early 20s that take shortcuts sometimes, because life is hard and making it harder for yourself is just not the young ho mindset.

Pain Cave: A home gym setup, generally used by cyclists, but also popular with other disciplines. It refers to a dedicated area, generally in a basement (hence, "cave") where long, grueling exercise sessions take place.

Nutshot: It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not. Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball. Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Nerd neck: A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

love peace and chicken grease: "another of sayin peace out or good bye"

prickup: slip of the tongue perhaps, Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

Serial Monogamist: Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one. Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues. Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

liquid lunch: A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

dunzo: Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

ankle biter: Someone or something that bites your ankles. To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog. To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler. To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick. And so on.

Male Pattern Blindness: When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Pretty Privilege: A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

priors: Prior convictions

ABG: An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

Side Quest: Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

Collective 600 pound gorilla: A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

Team of Destiny: noun A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

House Mouse: A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

Sleepy juice: Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

How bout dem knicks?: A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks. Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Power Couple: A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together. Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship. In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.