Chuck Norris Mug
The manliest person on earth Facts about Chuck Norris: -Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day. (Look it up) -Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth. (He still is) -When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima. When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba. -There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars. -Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman. -Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. -Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won. -Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later. -Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries. -Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force. -Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is: gmail@chucknorris(dot)com -Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down. -Under his beard, there is only another fist. - Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. -When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris. -Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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