Chuck Norris Mug

The manliest person on earth Facts about Chuck Norris: -Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day. (Look it up) -Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth. (He still is) -When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima. When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba. -There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars. -Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman. -Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. -Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won. -Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later. -Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries. -Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force. -Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is: gmail@chucknorris(dot)com -Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down. -Under his beard, there is only another fist. - Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. -When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris. -Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.