Kavian Mug

The perfect girlfriend. And a total sweetheart. She's everything you'd ever want in a woman, and more. The most beautiful girl you'd ever lay eyes on. She has great hair, and she's not afraid to flaunt it. If looks could kill, you'd die after a fraction of a glance at her perfection. She's a very honest person, and she'll speak her mind. She's always right, so arguing with her is pointless. Kavian never backs down from a challenge, but you'd regret challenging her. Underestimating her will ultimately lead to your doom. Symptoms of contact with Kavian for an extended period of time include a loss of feelings for anyone else, increased heart rate, dizziness, insomnia and excessive fantasizing. One of the funniest people you'll ever know. Kavian has a great sense of humor. She can cheer up just about anyone. The one that puts all of your exes to shame. Her amazing personality and dazzling features are second to none, so always keep a can opener handy. You never know when you'll need to open up a can of whoop-ass on whoever it is that tries to flirt with her. However, she's no pushover and can easily beat them up herself. Or you, for that matter. Kavian is extremely loyal and would do anything for the people she cares about. She'll stick with you through thick and thin. The most constant and abundant source of happiness on Earth. You'll be smiling the whole time she's around. If you're lucky enough to be with her, never let her go. She's definitely a keeper.