Shamika Mug
Pronunciation: (SHU-MEE-KUH) Origin: Somewhere in the depths of Compton. The reincarnation of New York from "Flavor of Love" Season 1. She is your ghetto ass friend that is typically named Sarah, Sandra, Sally or anything starting with an "S," but when her hood rat side surfaces, she transforms into Shamika. Shamikas typically overuse the word "ratchet" and cock their head from side to side with the sass of an agitated cockatoo. She is a gossip queen and can tell you the shape, lengths and widths of every penis in a 15 mile radius of her current location. She is a believer that weave is the devil because she is "AlL nAtuRal." Shamikas are patrons of establishments often catering cheap liquor and LifeStyle condoms for free to those under the age of 18. If accidentally brushed into by harmlessly passing, they will remove all jewelry from their body and proceed to grab the nearest article of clothing or hair on the poor, unsuspecting victim and attempt to whoop ass, and once a Shamika's ass has been beaten, she will post on Facebook: "YeAh! BeAteD dAt BiTcHeZ aZz!! No OnE fUcK wItH mE!!" Shamikas typically struggle through elementary school, but they eventually get out at the ripe age of 16. Shamikas will steal anything green in their sight. They should be hospitalized before the transformation into Shamika is permanent. If your friend is a Shamika for more than 24 hours, consult your local physician as soon as possible.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation