Shamika Tee
Pronunciation: (SHU-MEE-KUH) Origin: Somewhere in the depths of Compton. The reincarnation of New York from "Flavor of Love" Season 1. She is your ghetto ass friend that is typically named Sarah, Sandra, Sally or anything starting with an "S," but when her hood rat side surfaces, she transforms into Shamika. Shamikas typically overuse the word "ratchet" and cock their head from side to side with the sass of an agitated cockatoo. She is a gossip queen and can tell you the shape, lengths and widths of every penis in a 15 mile radius of her current location. She is a believer that weave is the devil because she is "AlL nAtuRal." Shamikas are patrons of establishments often catering cheap liquor and LifeStyle condoms for free to those under the age of 18. If accidentally brushed into by harmlessly passing, they will remove all jewelry from their body and proceed to grab the nearest article of clothing or hair on the poor, unsuspecting victim and attempt to whoop ass, and once a Shamika's ass has been beaten, she will post on Facebook: "YeAh! BeAteD dAt BiTcHeZ aZz!! No OnE fUcK wItH mE!!" Shamikas typically struggle through elementary school, but they eventually get out at the ripe age of 16. Shamikas will steal anything green in their sight. They should be hospitalized before the transformation into Shamika is permanent. If your friend is a Shamika for more than 24 hours, consult your local physician as soon as possible.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.