Vlad Demonicus Mug
A person who is worshiped by Messianic Satanist as the incarnation or Avatar of Satan. He is thought to have been born sometime in the 1960's. He wrote a book called the Maldictus that explained his teachings. " Maldictus" means evil writing. There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist. There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy