Mitchell
Rough, loving, reserved, intelligent, stubborn, bull headed, loyal, funny, a bit power hungry, the most beautiful brown eyes ever seen. Due to his complex nature, one can never be sure of a Mitchell's motives. He is a computer geek, as well as a science fiction fan, but he enjoys other more interactive hobbies as well. Do not cross a Mitchell or they will fight tooth and claw. Very tough exterior that only gets tougher the closer you try to get to him. He is very logical, though unfortunately shallow minded when it comes to accepting new ideas. He holds himself to very strict standards and will hold you to the same. This may be due to his little known family and church life. Sees many things as weakness. However, occasionally a hint of human emotion will slip through his cleverly positioned defenses and reveal him to be much deeper than he seems. In fact, he often asks himself too many deep questions that bother him enough to keep him up. A Mitchell breaks hearts regularly by treating those who care the most about him as if they are dirt. Mitchells rarely apologize. Therefore, the more you love a Mitchell, the more you will hurt. A Mitchell will have to learn this about himself before it's too late, or he will continue to hurt people, including those he may love in return. Once you meet a Mitchell, you will never forget him, no matter how much you try.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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