Delfin Mug
A sordid and rancid tree with the ability to move freely among the population. While only native to the Philippines they have evolved and studied ocean currents to float to other islands in the pacific, more specifically New Zealand. While passing their perennial stages they start to develop compulsiveness to other biological organisms which include tobacco and Japanese girls. These hideous creatures lie constantly for financial gain and sometimes even pointless reasons. Instead of gaining nutrients through photosynthesis these creatures anchor their roots into the "goodwill" of others constantly freeloading and lying to the hand that feeds them. While these disgusting parasites always freeload they sometimes give up anal sex for a way of enhancing their chances of receiving goodwill which can result in using up to a bottle of lubricant every month. You are likely to find a Delfin at the local starbucks or timezone wasting money and not getting any better at Tekken especially in regards to air volleys. Their obsessive nature makes them very aggressive and unpredictable especially when their mai is threatened. The common enemy of this species is a Harroon. This Haroon is a rag headed sand nigger who can obtain mai anytime it wants. The ancestors of a Delfin are often shirtless and siblings of a Delfin often have similar names resulting in the combined initials of KKK.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!