Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a fictional man who is believed to be all powerful by a cult following he has on the internet. These Chuck Norris facts will define it way better than I can. Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once got angry and roundhouse kicked the ground in a spot. That spot is known as the Pacific ocean. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his pajamas on the outside of his clothes. Aliens don't cause crop circles. That's Chuck Norris playing with his cereal. Actually, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes. The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the power of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It failed. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The movie was cancelled shortly after it's production. No one would pay good money to see a movie 9 seconds long. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the books down until he gets the information he needs. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his kick went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean.
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