Chuck Norris Tee
Chuck Norris is a fictional man who is believed to be all powerful by a cult following he has on the internet. These Chuck Norris facts will define it way better than I can. Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once got angry and roundhouse kicked the ground in a spot. That spot is known as the Pacific ocean. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his pajamas on the outside of his clothes. Aliens don't cause crop circles. That's Chuck Norris playing with his cereal. Actually, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes. The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the power of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It failed. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The movie was cancelled shortly after it's production. No one would pay good money to see a movie 9 seconds long. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the books down until he gets the information he needs. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his kick went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!