Tessa
Tessa is an angel. She is the person I will cherish for the rest of my life. She is unique, beautiful, amazing, kind, loving, determined, incredible, ingenious, and amazing. Her favorite flowers are orchids and she loves wild cherry pepsi. She's the girl that makes everyone turn their head when they walk past. The girl that makes the sun look dark by comparison. She makes you feel like a better person just being with her. She makes you feel invincible. Her smile is the most beautiful thing this world has to offer. It's more precious than diamonds and miracles combine. It is something that will make your jaw drop every time you see it. It is something that you would fight and die for. Her eyes are the most gorgeous thing that anyone could possibly ever look at. They are millions of facets of color and will hold you captivated in time. You forget everything else exists just by looking into her eyes. because they are the most precious thing on this earth, second only, to her smile. Tessa is my angel. My Helen. My Juliet. My Aphrodite. She is the reason I can make it through the day and she...is the most precious thing in my world. She is my love. She is my life. And she is my heart.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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