man period
The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level. Symptoms: -irrationality -need to run 10 miles a day -touching themselves -often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place -often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race -need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall. -lost in thought -a permanent angry look stuck one their face -frequent bathroom visits -drumming fingers on the desk -tapping feet -less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds -can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..) -getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes! -looking around with nervous glances -suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows -needs to be the center of attention -over-drama-tization of their problems -frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems -coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period -putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator -still wondering about that girl.. -madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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